Nope

……your WHAT?

SODIL, my sort-of-daughter-in-law and I recently had a small disagreement about whether or not we had watched a certain film.

She was convinced we had. I was equally certain we hadn’t.

She described it to me in some detail.
No, I DEFINITELY hadn’t.

She made me watch the trailer…
Nope, no way had I seen it.

She went to bed before me that evening.

I started on the film.

Within two minutes I realized I’d seen it...

I thought about keeping very very quiet about it. Then I decided aggression was the best policy.

“Why didn’t you TELL me we’d already seen this film??” I demanded the next morning.

She threw things at me.